Random Thoughts (of Youth)

Random Thoughts

 What is the meaning of remembering wrongly? Either you remembered correctly or you had forgotten. 
  Eeks! That scared me out of my life........-you have 8 lives left. 
 Educated children are looking down on their illiterate parents who had slogged for their education in the first place. 
  The home seems to be the vacation for your vacation in the holidays. 
 When I master the new dance steps, another new dance awaits to be learned. 
 Who says that East and West do not meet? If a person moves as far east as possible and another person as far west as possible, both may collide midway round the globe. 
 One thing I have understood about women. I have come to understand that they cannot be understood.
  One day I fell into a river and came out all wet. As I was wringing the soggy clothes, I heard a clear voice ringing through the chill, moist air, "Hey you there! Washing clothes not allowed here." 
 Pointing to the rows and rows of photographed portraits in a Chinese clan association hall, “All these people are life members. But from the aged faces, most of them are dead." Life members need not necessarily be alive. 
 “I am not going to tell you any more lies - white or black” promised the husband who had just been caught with another gal. “What about blond or brunette lies," retorted the wife?
  Considering the length of farewell speeches, it is a wonder that the trains do not leave without the speakers. 
 I'm just an ordinary man with an extraordinary girl. 
 Don't boast that you can read the French words in the menu, they could be Spanish. 
 What vitamins do I want for a girl- A for arms, K for kiss? 
 What are you doing? The usual thing - nothing. -That sounds exciting!
  How about this as a wedding ring- platinum wire and a pebble as the favourite stone of the month. 
 One place I do not mind getting caught in the rain - that is the library. 
 Eating canteen food is like committing mass digestive suicide 
 The person who says “I don’t care what others think” would not take the pains of explaining this to his friends. 
 Can you cook? As a matter of fact, I do rather fancy my touch with an omelet. 
 Wonder why people ever become nudists unless they are suffering from advanced myopia. 
  One thanks the other for thanking him because he thanked him for thanking for doing goodness knows what! 
  Trying to get money from him is like trying to extract blood from a thrombosed varicose vein. 
I’ll eat my new hat. How do you want it – fired or boiled? 
 Childhood infatuations are like a shoal of fish gathering round the bait – the worm. 
 Some men love speed, so God speeds their way to heaven. 
  A civilized nation is one in which both men and women can share the same lavatory.